WOAH!!!!!

So ive taken a nice leave of absence, and im back now due to some RIDICULOUS events that transpired over the weekend. A little background: Derek and I had a falling out and have not seen each other since... time frame has to be somewhere in the many moons category. So after leaving the super weak dunk contest at the ASG this year friends and I went to a bar to meet up with more friends and continue the evenings festivities.
Who do I run into but Derek at this bar... of course, he is hanging out with all the friends I introduced him to way back when. That in itself is kind of funny, at least to me. Any who, after hanging outside with everyone for a bit I had to go inside to relieve myself. What happens as I open the door to go inside you ask yourself? BAM!!! Beer bottle misses my head by inches and just breaks everywhere right as the bar tender was walking outside. So not only is the bartender upset, but i want to know what the hell that was all about!! When confronted, Derek responds with "if I wanted to hit you with the beer bottle I would have!!" Ha, what to do, but just laugh at that. So i told him if he wanted to hit me so bad, he could just punch me in the face like a man instead of throwing something at me while I have my back turned.
Not sure why, but we all had to leave the bar. Thankfully my friend Bobby lives 2min walking from the bar, so after calming down and closing out we head there to just hang out. Of course who is there causing problems, Derek. In the little while it took me to close out and get over there Bobby's mom had been pushed/shoved to some degree, and a girl got hit in the face, not too hard... but still its the point, all by Derek.
So as everyone begins to ask this guy what the hell gives that he is pushing a 50yo woman with MS and striking a girl in the face accidental or not he seems me pull up and again challenges me to a fight of some sort. At this point I still had my cool and I simply told him there is nothing for me at least to fight about, so with the advice of my friends I go inside to hangout and just keep the peace.
After deciding this was just a ridiculous way to spend a saturday night I went back outside to see what was going on, and this guy hasnt calmed down a bit. After some verbal sparing and him taking a swing at me that breaks my glasses a couple of us decide to leave.... this is where it gets good.
After Bobby, who's father is dead, helped keep the peace this whole time, Derek decides to insult him in this classy way: "Your father would rather be with the Devil than with your whore mother." At this point Bobby and Derek get into fisticuffs, with a couple window panes breaking, a couple fence boards getting broken. More importantly though Derek runs away like a little girl rocking the cyclops look because his eye was so swollen shut from Bobby beating his.
FIN